I don’t even have an excuse for this one other than it needed to be done… their names RHYME, okay?! It was destiny! Gaston is clearly one of the best Disney villains ever. And you know Amon secretly checks himself out and makes his Equalist cronies sing about him. It’s basically canon. Enjoy! :)
No one creeps like Amon Haunts your sleep like Amon Makes those prissy-haired probenders weep like Amon
For there’s no Equalist half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any non-bender handy And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on
No one’s fast as Amon Wears a mask like Amon Wants to kick Avatar Korra’s ass like Amon
And his speeches are really intimidating My what a guy, that Amon!
Give five “flameo”s Give twelve “yip-yip”s Amon is the best and the rest is all drips
No one plots like Amon Calls the shots like Amon No one hides out and never gets caught like Amon
So you benders don’t even think of escaping My what a guy, Amon!
(Download link here in case anyone wants it, and all that jazz!)
This was very well done and very clever! Good Show!